January 2011
67 posts
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
lizarddust:
follow-the-yellow-brick-road:
naflour:
yourworstnightmarebaby:
followmeunder:
catastrofuck:
com3dy:
smokemeimdope-:
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT BRB
this is … mind = blown so far away into the universe D:
O.O
...
Dropping your phone.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
Submitted by dayanatuna
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If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
endless-facade:
thelauraaurora:
When Microsoft Word tries to tell you that you...
acciolovexx13:
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
lree:
wtfniki92:
olivialemke:
well-you-didnt-text-me-back:
avadakedavratwilight:
paperchainhearts:
-musicallypromiscuous:
withoutasunrise:
-trythistrip:
oooohsparkles:
I just spat tea everywhere.
The awkward moment when everyone is singing happy...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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Submitted by trulylovely
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When someone takes your phone..
At first you’re like..
then they start going through your pictures and texts & you’re like…
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
n0ellebarton:
OMG <333
The most intense situation ever.
motionforecast:
wdup-daniella:
thtboysamonster:
mastaofravenkroft:
not even kidding
I HOLD ‘A’ LIKE IT’S MY FUCKING JOB
^ THAAAAT
Press A n B repeatedly. at every shake.
Cheat like a total boss.
mbasyar:
Tumblr’s gonna be a bad influence on me from this gif on..
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After...
Reblog if you know who's cap is this.
godsgirl8494:
Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a math test tomorrow.
Girl: And?
Guy: Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on.
Recovering from slipping/missing a step
Expectation:
Reality:
